2/13/09 Update will be up shortly
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1/30/09 update. Previous update can be found below. Website is updated on a biweekly basis. You'll see more here on Friday, February 13th. Wicked, huh?
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This week's update brings you two weird pieces from two weird authors.
Stuart Mckellar is from the UK, and shows right away that the folks across the water are no strangers to the genre. You ask Stuart to join you for a crumpet and a cup o' tea, and he'll probably bash your teeth in. Unless you're a smoking hot dame. Then he'll do something more fun.
Brian Murphy also joins us this week. Brian runs the advice column for Out of the Gutter Magazine. He's lived, he's loved, done hard time, kicked H and engaged in acts that would make a goat sick, and he's got no problem dishing out the straight dope to your yuppie, monkey ass. Pick up a copy of Out of the Gutter Magazine #5 to check it out!
Stuart starts us off with Bloody New Year, a story that reminds us why it's important to keep our resolutions.
Brian wraps it up with a personal memory from Lebanon long ago. It's called, Bekaa Valley - 1991.
As always, all stories will be catalogued in the Archives section of this website. There's plenty there for you to sink your twisted teeth into.Want to send us a story? Check out our Guidelines. All stories accepted are automatically eligible to be published in the next hardcopy issue of Out of the Gutter Magazine due out later this year.
Enjoy!
(Contact Rey A. Gonzalez at Spooky_hands@yahoo.com )
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1/16/09 update. Previous update can be found below. Website is updated on a biweekly basis. You'll see more here on Friday, January 30th.
This week's update brings you four ass spankin' new stories by some authors who would have most likely been the ones who stole your lunch money in grade school. Albert Tucher is probably the guy who stole your girlfriend while you were out visiting your granny at the old folk home. Amy Grech is probably your ex-girlfriend who threw away those stupid gas station flowers you bought her for Valentines Day and told your friends you were lousy in bed. David Price was probably your probation officer after you got busted trying to sell pot to some cop's undercover ass. Blu Gilliand probably wrote your phone number on the men's room wall.
They're that good.
Blu Gilliand starts us off with To the Devil, His Due, a chilling story about how getting out might be just as scary as getting in.
Albert Tucher gives us a tasty little cut from the adventures of a hooker named Diana Andrews titled, The Sleaze Factor. Despite what you may think, hookers are good people.
Dave Price's piece, One Thing I Know for Sure, has some great advice for any man with a bent mind to know.
Amy Grech ends this update with a story about a man we can all relate to -- a horny bastard on the subway. It's called Getting Off. I loved Getting Off. I'm sure you'll love Getting Off, too.
As always, all stories will be catalogued in the Archives section of this website. There's plenty there for you to sink your twisted teeth into.
Want to send us a story? Check out our Guidelines. All stories accepted are automatically eligible to be published in the next hardcopy issue of Out of the Gutter Magazine due out later this year.
Enjoy!
(Contact Rey A. Gonzalez at Spooky_hands@yahoo.com )
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