Christmas Grit - In Hopes That St. Nicholas…by Dana C. Kabel.

It was the night before Christmas and Simon couldn’t sleep.  Unlike all the other nights he laid awake, the boy wasn’t afraid because he knew that Santa was coming. When the floor creaked downstairs, he knew that Santa was keeping the promise that he made in the department store where Simon sat on his lap.

Simon pictured shiny black boots carefully stepping across the living room floor past the decorated tree.  He was so excited that he wanted to leap from his bed and run down the stairs, but Santa had made him promise to stay in his room… 

Lloyd was alone in the employee locker room at Baxter’s Department Store a day earlier putting on the red suit.  He buttoned the pants, a difficult task with his badly shaking hands, and looked both ways before pulling the bottle out of his locker and chugging it down.  The cheap vodka burned and made him shudder, like it always did first thing in the morning.

He clapped his hand over his mouth and held it in.  The booze rose up his esophagus, but he clenched with all of his might and swallowed it back down.  The sacred gods of Russian potatoes smiled upon him and Lloyd caught the wave of serenity they blessed him with.

“I’m Santa, bitch!”  He said, putting the bottle back and closing the locker door.

His boss, Ted appeared at just that moment.

“You…piece of shit,” Ted said.

Lloyd frowned and resumed dressing himself with his booze calmed hands.

“Fuck you very much, Ted.”

“Drinking…at eight fifteen in the morning?  I should fire your ass right now.”

“Go ahead.  It’s the day before Christmas Eve.  You gonna do this yourself?”  Lloyd held out the red hat and beard.

Ted stared bullets.

“If I hear one…” he pointed a stiff finger in the air, “one complaint…I’ll call the cops and have you thrown in jail.”

Lloyd contemplated head butting the asshole and throwing him into an empty locker.  Instead, he put the hat and beard on and walked past him to the adoring children that were eagerly awaiting his arrival.

By eleven thirty, Santa Lloyd was fidgeting and checking his watch.  He needed to recharge the booze battery and he didn’t think he could make it to the break.

“Stall the next kid.  I gotta hit the bathroom,” he told Brenda, the college girl elf in shapely green stockings.

“I know.  I want a cigarette so bad I could kill one of these little brats.  But we only have a half hour till lunch.”

“Don’t worry, Ted won’t fire us two days before Christmas.  The customers would file out of here in a heartbeat with no Santa.”

Brenda shook her head and walked over to the velvet rope to cordon off the North Pole Trail.  But a kid bolted under her arm and climbed up on Lloyd’s lap before anybody could stop him.

“Santa’s going on break, kid.  You have to wait,” Brenda scolded.

Lloyd shifted in his seat and heard the crinkle of the piece of paper that was in his pocket.  The words on the paper flashed in his head…Doctor’s Report…Liver Cancer…End Stage…Treatment Options: Comfort Care…

“It’s all right,” he told Brenda.

The boy was small and skinny with black circles under his eyes.  But he wore decent clothes and didn’t smell, so Lloyd knew that he wasn’t homeless.

“Well little boy, what would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?”

The boy trembled and tears welled.  He bit down on his lip and the tears spilled down his face.

“I…want Daddy to stop hurting me,” he said, burying his head in Lloyd’s shoulder and weeping.

Lloyd felt a pain deep inside that was worse than the cancer and that could not be numbed by booze.

“You…should tell your mommy,” he said.

“I did.  She called me a liar.  But you know the truth, Santa.  You know everything.” 

Simon pulled the covers up under his chin.  Santa made him promise to stay in his room no matter what he heard, until the police came and opened his bedroom door.

Ten feet down the hall, Lloyd paused in front of an open door.  He pulled the Santa beard down far enough to take a drink from his flask.  Then he tucked the bottle away and gripped the double edged axe in both hands.

Simon heard the first of many screams and pulled the covers up over his head.
Dana C. Kabel’s stories have appeared in A Twist of Noir, The Flash Fiction Offensive, Muzzleflash, Mysterical-E, Out of the Gutter, Powder Flash Burn, and Yellow Mama. Dana blogs at


Paul D. Brazill said...

Simon's response was quite reasonable. Another gem.

Chris P. said...

God bless Santa...and his double-sided axe.

Anonymous said...

Thank God for Santa..xx

Madam Z said...

Santa knows who's been naughty and he metes out proper punishment. I'll try to stay on his good side.

Benjamin Sobieck said...

Aside from the Christmas theme, this is extra topical because Santas are being asked increasingly adult questions. "When will Dad find a job?" "Why did we have to move from our house?" "How come Mom goes to the food shelf?" I'm sure some real-life Simons have asked the same question posed in this story.

So it feels good to read a story where there's a sense of resolution, even if it is bloody. That's why I enjoy crime fiction so much. It allows me to fantasize about what I would do instead of actually doing it.

quin browne said...

bless santa's heart.

nice piece, very nice piece, indeed!

ps one niggly bit? "the college girl elf in shapely green stockings." should the adjective shapely be in front of stockings or in front of girl? hell, what do i know?

Bill Baber said...

well done as always!!

Anonymous said...

Santa's claws used in a good cause. Earned his cookies and milk, old Saint Nick did. Between you and me and reindeers and double-bitted axes, I think we're revising that Jolly Old Elf, Dana. Cool.

books said...

Nice story. I like the idea of Santa's services as a present.


Charlie Wade said...

Great piece, Dana. Santa delivers the perfect gift.

Dana C. Kabel said...

Thank you all for your comments. And Quin, you are quite correct. The adjective should have come before the girl. Thank you for catching it.

G said...

A bit disturbing, but Santa did come through in the end for poor old Simon.

David Barber said...
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David Barber said...

Loved this, Dana. An excellent, gritty Christmas story. Well done.

BTW, shapely green stockings - green stockings on a shapely girl - not a major problem...for most people.

Mike Miner said...

This one really sang. Great reveal, love the way it was structured.

Chris P. said...

In response to Quin and Dana: Slow down a second you guys...the shapely green stockings was physical, "on body" and drew attention to her curves|legs|short skirt(?) better than "shapely college girl" could have. The line killed.

Chuck Palahniuk PREACHES that kind of writing.